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  • Writer's pictureThe Kreative Kraken

To Avoid Floggings, Do Not Shiver Me Timbers!

Disclaimer: Batten Down The Hatches: We Keep Things Shipshape!




""She was ready to give no fucks. And so it will be. - The Kreative Kraken


Just as my mouth is without a filter. . . my artistry is without filters. I do not set boundaries on myself in any capacity when it comes to being kreative: If one day "warm and fuzzy words freely flow from my potty mouth”. . . a beautifully-enlightened poem will spawn.


The same goes for, if on another day "having enough of everyone's BULLSHIT puts me in a sassy mood". . .a dark poem about the time someone did me wrong will appear.


Then there are these times when traumas catch up opening the floodgates for deep-drowning emotions saturating any ability to function. It is a tough process but, those times are when the REALLY REALLY REALLY good stuff is kreated!


But in all seriousness, please do visit often, as poems and quotes, (bad) life advice, and the "NO Bullship" slimy-lily-livered trolls, scalawags, carpetbaggers and other scum-sucking bottom feeders lurking in the ever-growing bastardization of the internet reactive-satire videos are bestowed.


Strap on your sarcastic-humor, tighten your anuses, we’re setting sail through Caren-infested waters.


P.S. - YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!


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