The Real Booty: Our Kraken logo is hidden (and not so hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates beware!

Original Boomer Collection

Red Flags Collection

Travel Trauma Collection

Poetic Imagery Collection

Dad Jokes

Bippity-Boppity-Boo

Apparel For Your Corpse

Gizmos & Gadgets

Home Decor

Halloween Town

Featured Products

Unisex classic tee - Dachshund - Neon

$28.00

Framed Art - Black - Windows To My Soul

ART DOES NOT APOLOGIZE!

$38.00

POETIC IMAGERY

Framed Art - Black - Never Dream

$38.00

Framed Art - Black - Generations

TALKIN' 'BOUT MY GENERATION!

$38.00

POETIC IMAGERY

Throw Blanket - Generations

TALKIN' 'BOUT MY GENERATION!

$68.00

POETIC IMAGERY

Framed Art - Black - Poison Ivy

$38.00

Framed Art - Black - Argue In The Dark (Poem Overlay)

$38.00

Throw Blanket - Dachshund Rows - Gradient Blue

$68.00

Gaming mouse pad - Chucky Jack - (not just for) Halloween

$18.00

Framed Art - Black - My Own Skin (Poem Overlay)

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE PERFECTLY WHOLE TO THRIVE!

$38.00

Framed Art - Black - Shocking

INCONCEIVABLE!!!

$38.00

Framed Art - Black - Mother Nature

ART DOES NOT APOLOGIZE!

$38.00

Framed Art - Black - Heartstrings - Orange (Poem Overlay)

MUSIC DOESN'T LIE!

$38.00

Wine tumbler - Chat Phish

$38.00

Wine tumbler - Delusional Influencer

$38.00

Unisex classic tee - Darth Vader

I AM YOUR FATHER!

$28.00

Wine tumbler - Candy Is Dandy

$38.00

Holographic stickers - Bat Darth

ALL I HAVE ARE NEGATIVE THOUGHTS!

$8.00

Gaming mouse pad - Drama Llama - Blue

$18.00

Unisex Hoodie - Taylor Swift Tribute - Enchanted

BE FEARLESS!

$58.00

Unisex shirt - David Bowie Tribute - Ziggy Stardust

$38.00

ORIGINAL BOOMER

Throw Blanket - Britney Spears Tribute - It’s Britney Bitch

IT'S BRITNEY B*TCH!

$68.00

Crop Hoodie - Scars Of The Soul

ART DOES NOT APOLOGIZE!

$58.00

Unisex Hoodie - Candy Is Dandy

MORE IS NEVER ENOUGH!

$58.00

RED FLAGS

Wine tumbler - Friends Don't Let Friends Miss Red Flags - Grim

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS MISS RED FLAGS!

$38.00

Wine tumbler - Dachshunds - Blue Gradient

$38.00

Unisex Shirt - Travel Trauma - Family Truckster

$38.00

Wine tumbler - I Want My MTV

$38.00

Unisex Hoodie - Toxic Gossip Train - Sorry Not Sorry

SORRY NOT SORRY!

$58.00

Gaming mouse pad - Guitar Rainbow

I ONLY KNOW THREE CORDS!

$18.00

Unisex shirt - Tupac Tribute - Ghost

$38.00

Unisex shirt - Beyonce - Single Ladies

$38.00

Framed Art - Black - Love-Lined Manipulation

ART DOES NOT APOLOGIZE!

$38.00

Gaming mouse pad - Travel Trauma - No Roads - Flying

$18.00

Throw Blanket - Eyes - Black

ART DOES NOT APOLOGIZE!

$68.00

Gaming mouse pad - David Bowie Tribute - Balance

NOTHING YOU SAY CAN UPSET US. WE'RE THE MTV GENERATION.

$18.00

Framed Art - Black - Mind Path

ART DOES NOT APOLOGIZE!

$38.00

Unisex shirt - Janet Jackson Tribute - Rhythm Nation

$38.00

Framed Art - Black - Exhausted

IT'S EXHAUSTING TO BE ME!

$38.00

Unisex Hoodie - Scars Of The Soul

RESILIENT AF!

$58.00

Framed Art - Black - Danced In My Head (Poem Overlay)

ART DOES NOT APOLOGIZE!

$38.00

Gaming mouse pad - David Bowie Tribute - Trust Your Vision

NOTHING YOU SAY CAN UPSET US. WE'RE THE MTV GENERATION.

$18.00

Crop Hoodie - Candy Is Dandy

YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!

$58.00

Framed Art - Black - Nip Slip Dip Dip

CREATIVITY IS A DRUG I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT

$38.00

Framed Art - Black - Nip Slip Snip Snip

ART DOES NOT APOLOGIZE!

$38.00

Framed Art - Black - Nip Slip Click Click

ART DOES NOT APOLOGIZE!

$38.00

Framed Art - Black - Nip Slip Drip Drip

ART DOES NOT APOLOGIZE!

$38.00

Gaming mouse pad - Bat Darth

I'M BATMAN!

$18.00

Framed Art - Black - David Bowie Tribute - Heroes

WE CAN BE HEROS

$38.00

Crop Top - Dachshund - Neon

PUPPIES FIX EVERYTHING!

$38.00

ORIGINAL BOOMER

Throw Blanket - Freddie Mercury Tribute - Radio Gaga

ALL WE HEAR IS RADIO GAGA!

$68.00

Holographic stickers - Dachshund - Blue

$8.00

Crop Hoodie - Llama Drama - Purple Durple

MAY THE LLAMA OF HAPPINESS FOREVER SPIT IN YOUR DIRECTION.

$58.00

Throw Blanket - Shark!

ART DOES NOT APOLOGIZE!

$68.00

Wine tumbler - Eyes - Pink

$38.00

ORIGINAL BOOMER

Throw Blanket - Elton John Tribute - Rocket Man

BURING UP HIS FUSE UP HERE ALONE!

$68.00

ORIGINAL BOOMER

Holographic stickers - Biggie Smalls (The Notorious B.I.G.) Tribute - Hypnotize

STICK IT, FLIP IT, RUB IT DOWN!

$8.00

Unisex Sweatshirt - Guitar Rainbow

MUSIC DOESN'T LIE!

$48.00

ORIGINAL BOOMER

Throw Blanket - David Bowie Tribute - Ziggy Stardust

ZIGGY PLAYED GUITAR!

$68.00

Unisex Hoodie - Guitar Rainbow - Black

I ONLY KNOW THREE CORDS!

$68.00