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We're breaking down gender stereotypes and social norms with our unisex apparel. Look cute if you get caught!—t-shirts, crop tops, hoodies, crop hoodies, 3/4 sleeve shirts, tanks, all-over prints, sweatshirts, dresses, jackets, windbreakers, short & long bottoms, and more!

The Real Booty: Our Kraken logo is hidden (and not so hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates beware!

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Unisex Shirt - Candy Is Dandy

Unisex Shirt - Candy Is Dandy

Unisex Shirt - Candy Is Dandy

WE WASTED THE GOOD SURPRISE ON YOU!

$38.00

Unisex Shirt

WE WASTED THE GOOD SURPRISE ON YOU!

$38.00

Unisex shirt - Bottom Feeders - Orange

Unisex shirt - Bottom Feeders - Orange

Unisex shirt - Bottom Feeders - Orange

WHEN YOU USE A BIRD TO WRITE, IT’S CALLED TWEETING.

$38.00

Unisex shirt - Bottom Feeders - Blue

Unisex shirt - Bottom Feeders - Blue

Unisex shirt - Bottom Feeders - Blue

WHEN YOU USE A BIRD TO WRITE, IT’S CALLED TWEETING.

$38.00

Unisex Shirt - I Want My MTV - Polaroid

Unisex Shirt - I Want My MTV - Polaroid

Unisex Shirt - I Want My MTV - Polaroid

$38.00

Unisex Shirt - David Bowie Tribute - Balance

Unisex Shirt - David Bowie Tribute - Balance

Unisex Shirt - David Bowie Tribute - Balance

$38.00

Unisex Shirt - Kermit The Frog

Unisex Shirt - Kermit The Frog

Unisex Shirt - Kermit The Frog

$38.00

Unisex Shirt - Toxic Gossip Train - Sorry Not Sorry

Unisex Shirt - Toxic Gossip Train - Sorry Not Sorry

Unisex Shirt - Toxic Gossip Train - Sorry Not Sorry

$38.00

Unisex shirt - Chat Phish

Unisex shirt - Chat Phish

Unisex shirt - Chat Phish

INCONCEIVABLE!!!

$38.00

Unisex Shirt - Scars Of The Soul

Unisex Shirt - Scars Of The Soul

Unisex Shirt - Scars Of The Soul

$38.00

Unisex Shirt - Childish - Blue

Unisex Shirt - Childish - Blue

Unisex Shirt - Childish - Blue

WE WASTED THE GOOD SURPRISE ON YOU!

$38.00

Unisex Shirt - Killer Skin - Pyramid

Unisex Shirt - Killer Skin - Pyramid

Unisex Shirt - Killer Skin - Pyramid

$38.00

Unisex shirt - Bottom Feeders - Pink

Unisex shirt - Bottom Feeders - Pink

Unisex shirt - Bottom Feeders - Pink

WHEN YOU USE A BIRD TO WRITE, IT’S CALLED TWEETING.

$38.00

Unisex Shirt - Big Shoe Energy

Unisex Shirt - Big Shoe Energy

Unisex Shirt - Big Shoe Energy

I LIKE BIG "SHOES" AND I CANNOT LIE

$38.00

Unisex Shirt - Isn't It Ironic?!

Unisex Shirt - Isn't It Ironic?!

Unisex Shirt - Isn't It Ironic?!

$38.00

Unisex Shirt - Killer Skin - Solo

Unisex Shirt - Killer Skin - Solo

Unisex Shirt - Killer Skin - Solo

$38.00

Unisex Shirt - Studio Logo

Unisex Shirt - Studio Logo

$38.00

Unisex Shirt - MTV TV

Unisex Shirt - MTV TV

Unisex Shirt - MTV TV

$38.00

Unisex Shirt - Chat Phish - Bones

Unisex Shirt - Chat Phish - Bones

Unisex Shirt - Chat Phish - Bones

$38.00

Unisex Shirt - Dachshund - Top Hat & Tails

Unisex Shirt - Dachshund - Top Hat & Tails

Unisex Shirt - Dachshund - Top Hat & Tails

$38.00

Unisex Shirt - Drama Llama - Purple Durple

Unisex Shirt - Drama Llama - Purple Durple

Unisex Shirt - Drama Llama - Purple Durple

$38.00

Unisex Shirt - Drama Llama - Pink

Unisex Shirt - Drama Llama - Pink

Unisex Shirt - Drama Llama - Pink

$38.00

Unisex Shirt - Ignore The Red Flags - Team Captain - Buddies

Unisex Shirt - Ignore The Red Flags - Team Captain - Buddies

Unisex Shirt - Ignore The Red Flags - Team Captain - Buddies

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS MISS RED FLAGS!

$38.00

Unisex Shirt - Friends Don't Let Friends Miss Red Flags - Skull

Unisex Shirt - Friends Don't Let Friends Miss Red Flags - Skull

Unisex Shirt - Friends Don't Let Friends Miss Red Flags - Skull

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS MISS RED FLAGS!

$38.00

Unisex Shirt - Ignore The Red Flags - Team Captain - Grim

Unisex Shirt - Ignore The Red Flags - Team Captain - Grim

Unisex Shirt - Ignore The Red Flags - Team Captain - Grim

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS MISS RED FLAGS!

$38.00

Unisex Shirt - Friends Don't Let Friends Miss Red Flags - Buddies

Unisex Shirt - Friends Don't Let Friends Miss Red Flags - Buddies

Unisex Shirt - Friends Don't Let Friends Miss Red Flags - Buddies

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS MISS RED FLAGS!

$38.00

Unisex Shirt - Friends Don't Let Friends Miss Red Flags - Grim

Unisex Shirt - Friends Don't Let Friends Miss Red Flags - Grim

Unisex Shirt - Friends Don't Let Friends Miss Red Flags - Grim

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS MISS RED FLAGS!

$38.00

Unisex Shirt - Ignore The Red Flags - Team Captain - Skull

Unisex Shirt - Ignore The Red Flags - Team Captain - Skull

Unisex Shirt - Ignore The Red Flags - Team Captain - Skull

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS MISS RED FLAGS!

$38.00

ORIGINAL BOOMER

Crop top - David Bowie Tribute - Balance

Crop top - David Bowie Tribute - Balance

Crop top - David Bowie Tribute - Balance

MUSIC IS A SAFE KIND OF HIGH

$38.00

Crop Top - Dachshund Top Hat & Tails

Crop Top - Dachshund Top Hat & Tails

Crop Top - Dachshund Top Hat & Tails

$38.00

Crop top - MTV - Polaroid

Crop top - MTV - Polaroid

Crop top - MTV - Polaroid

WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA

$38.00

Crop top - Travel Trauma - No Roads - Block

Crop top - Travel Trauma - No Roads - Block

Crop top - Travel Trauma - No Roads - Block

1.21 GIGAWATTS!?

$38.00

ORIGINAL BOOMER

Crop top - Biggie Smalls (The Notorious B.I.G.) Tribute - Hypnotize

Crop top - Biggie Smalls (The Notorious B.I.G.) Tribute - Hypnotize

Crop top - Biggie Smalls (The Notorious B.I.G.) Tribute - Hypnotize

NEVER LET THEM KNOW YOUR NEXT MOVE!

$38.00

Crop top - Killer Skin - Pyramid

Crop top - Killer Skin - Pyramid

Crop top - Killer Skin - Pyramid

WELL, HELLO, CLARICE!

$38.00

Crop top - Giraffe - High Life

Crop top - Giraffe - High Life

Crop top - Giraffe - High Life

IF IT’S PLANNED, IT’S BORING!

$38.00

ORIGINAL BOOMER

Crop top - Prince Tribute - Purple Rain

Crop top - Prince Tribute - Purple Rain

Crop top - Prince Tribute - Purple Rain

PURPLE RAIN

$38.00

Crop top - Travel Trauma - Holiday Road Block

Crop top - Travel Trauma - Holiday Road Block

Crop top - Travel Trauma - Holiday Road Block

SORRY FOLKS, THE PARK’S CLOSED. THE MOOSE OUT FRONT SHOULD’VE TOLD YOU.

$38.00

ORIGINAL BOOMER

Crop top - Lady Gaga Tribute - Just Dance

Crop top - Lady Gaga Tribute - Just Dance

Crop top - Lady Gaga Tribute - Just Dance

YOU HAVE TO BE UNIQUE, AND DIFFERENT, AND SHINE IN YOUR OWN WAY

$38.00

Crop Top - Travel Trauma - Holiday Road - Family Truckster

Crop Top - Travel Trauma - Holiday Road - Family Truckster

Crop Top - Travel Trauma - Holiday Road - Family Truckster

$38.00

Crop top - Delusional Influencer

Crop top - Delusional Influencer

Crop top - Delusional Influencer

REALITY IS WRONG. DREAMS ARE FOR REAL.

$38.00

Crop top - Shady AF!

Crop top - Shady AF!

Crop top - Shady AF!

SHADY AF!

$38.00

ORIGINAL BOOMER

Crop top - Tupac Shakur Tribute - Ghost

Crop top - Tupac Shakur Tribute - Ghost

Crop top - Tupac Shakur Tribute - Ghost

OUR FUTURE IS OUR CONFIDENCE AND SELF-ESTEEM

$38.00

ORIGINAL BOOMER

Crop top - Britney Spears Tribute - Oops I Did It Again!

Crop top - Britney Spears Tribute - Oops I Did It Again!

Crop top - Britney Spears Tribute - Oops I Did It Again!

IT'S BRITNEY B*TCH!

$38.00

Crop Top - Isn't It Ironic

Crop Top - Isn't It Ironic

Crop Top - Isn't It Ironic

$38.00

Crop top - Drama Llama - Purple Durple

Crop top - Drama Llama - Purple Durple

Crop top - Drama Llama - Purple Durple

MAY THE LLAMA OF HAPPINESS FOREVER SPIT IN YOUR DIRECTION.

$38.00

Crop top - I Want My MTV - Polaroid

Crop top - I Want My MTV - Polaroid

Crop top - I Want My MTV - Polaroid

I WANT MY MTV

$38.00

Crop top - Kermit - Be Yourself

Crop top - Kermit - Be Yourself

Crop top - Kermit - Be Yourself

IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN

$38.00

Crop Top - Dachshund - Neon

Crop Top - Dachshund - Neon

Crop Top - Dachshund - Neon

PUPPIES FIX EVERYTHING!

$38.00

Crop top - Darth Vader

Crop top - Darth Vader

Crop top - Darth Vader

I AM YOUR FATHER!

$38.00

Crop top - Drama Llama - Blue

Crop top - Drama Llama - Blue

Crop top - Drama Llama - Blue

MAY THE LLAMA OF HAPPINESS FOREVER SPIT IN YOUR DIRECTION.

$38.00

Crop top - Chat Phish - Bones

Crop top - Chat Phish - Bones

Crop top - Chat Phish - Bones

INCONCEIVABLE!!!

$38.00

Crop top - Scars Of The Soul

Crop top - Scars Of The Soul

Crop top - Scars Of The Soul

RESILIENT AF!

$38.00

ORIGINAL BOOMER

Crop top - Jimi Hendrix Tribute - Purple Haze

Crop top - Jimi Hendrix Tribute - Purple Haze

Crop top - Jimi Hendrix Tribute - Purple Haze

MUSIC IS A SAFE KIND OF HIGH

$38.00

ORIGINAL BOOMER

Crop top - Taylor Swift Tribute - Enchanted

Crop top - Taylor Swift Tribute - Enchanted

Crop top - Taylor Swift Tribute - Enchanted

BE FEARLESS!

$38.00

ORIGINAL BOOMER

Crop top - Michael Jackson Tribute - Beat It

Crop top - Michael Jackson Tribute - Beat It

Crop top - Michael Jackson Tribute - Beat It

THRILLER!

$38.00

Crop Top - Hallucination

Crop Top - Hallucination

Crop Top - Hallucination

I MAY BE A BEGINNER AT SOME THINGS, BUT I'VE GOT A BLACK BELT IN SHOPPING.

$38.00

Cropped windbreaker - Hallucination

Cropped windbreaker - Hallucination

Cropped windbreaker - Hallucination

BIPPITY-BOPPITY-BOO!

$68.00

Crop top - Chat Phish

Crop top - Chat Phish

Crop top - Chat Phish

INCONCEIVABLE!!!

$38.00

Crop top - Travel Trauma - Holiday Road - Park Blue

Crop top - Travel Trauma - Holiday Road - Park Blue

Crop top - Travel Trauma - Holiday Road - Park Blue

SORRY FOLKS, THE PARK’S CLOSED. THE MOOSE OUT FRONT SHOULD’VE TOLD YOU.

$38.00

Crop Top - Guitar Rainbow - Stripes

Crop Top - Guitar Rainbow - Stripes

Crop Top - Guitar Rainbow - Stripes

I MAY BE A BEGINNER AT SOME THINGS, BUT I'VE GOT A BLACK BELT IN SHOPPING.

$38.00

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